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IT COULD BE A BARGAIN...

Roger L. Simon has news of a tempting item on e-Bay.

UPDATE: Aaah. The link seems to have gone dead. Here's a quick description of the merchandise:

MICHAEL MOORE'S RELEVANCE

After the Kerry/Edwards election failure Tuesday, Michael Moore's relevance is one of the rarest items available on E-Bay today. This auction is for whatever relevance Mr. Moore has seven days from now. I do not anticipate there will be much left, but there just might be enough to give to the highest bidder. I am positive that once his relevance is gone seven days from now there will be no more to be found anywhere, at any price. Good Luck in your bidding..........

One potential buyer has a query:

Q: Do we get the entire Michael Moore? And if so, how much will shipping be.. I'd imagine quite a lot because of the weight of the package.

A: The entire Michael Moore would cost way too much to ship. I am selling his relevance because it is the 2nd smallest part of him....

All right. That's enough gloating for this week. Promise.

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